Jhantu Shaayaris, 18th August 2012 (Part 1)

1. Arz kiya hain,

Ki barsaat ke mausam ki maddham-maddham (e)e-e)e) hawaaein laati hain uske jism ki khushboo,

Rooh ko ek chain (pSu)-sa milta hain.

Barsaat ke mausam ki maddham-maddham hawaaein laati hain,

Rooh ko ek chain-sa milta hain,

Uske nange D-cup breasts ko dekhkar hazaaron aashiqon ka loda hilta hain.

2. Arz kiya hain,

Ki Channo apni gaand maraaye,

Aur Munni chhaankar pee le apni moot.

Channo gaand maraaye,

Aur Channo chhaankar pee le apna moot,

Arre humein toh maarni hain bas Sheila ki choot!

3. Arz kiya hain,

Ki jo TV pe randiyaan chod de, usko James Bond kehtein hain,

TV pe jo randiyaan chod de usko James Bond kehtein hain.

Dimaag ki maa chod dene waali pustakein jo banaaye usse Arihant kehtein hain,

Aur jo moongfali ke chhilke se akhroth (walnut) nikaal de, usko Rajnikanth kehtein hain.

Important Announcement!!

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Jhantu Shaayaris: 15th August 2012

1. Arz kiya hain, ki na shikwaa hoga, na gilaa hoga,

Na shikwaa hoga, na gilaa hoga

(Gaur farmaiyye, zaraa romantic shaayari hain).

Na shikwaa hoga, na gilaa hoga,

Tujhe dekhkar kis-kiska hilaa hoga!

Na shikwaa hoga, na gilaa hoga, tujhe dekhkar kis-kiska hilaa hoga,

Arre, ek raat ke liye dede soniye,

Uske baad kya bharosa, teri jhaat mein kis-kiska muth (eqqB) mila hoga!

2. Arz kiya hain,

Ki tere honth vodka se bhi zyaada nasheele,

Teri aankhein qatal (adry) karein haye ram!

Tere honth vodka se bhi zyaada nasheele,

Teri aankhein qatal karein haye ram!

Jab itne bade, gol aur mast hain tere,

Toh mujhe bhi choosne de apne do aam!

3. Arz kiya hain,

Ki teri behen toh tere se bhi badi item hain!

Teri behen toh tere se bhi badi item hain,

Toh tera husn (gqLu) bhi kya kam hain?

Teri behen toh tere se bhi badi item hain, toh tera husn bhi kya kam hain?

Arre, uske poppe anaar, toh teri chuchchiyaan atom bomb (ce) hain!

4. Arz kiya hain,

Ki tera chehra gora chaand sa,

Tera chehra gora chaand sa,

Aisi hain moh-maaya teri,

Tera chehra gora chaand sa,

Aisi hain moh-maaya teri.

Arre log toh chaand ko bhi kostein hain,

Chehre se kya lena hain, choot laa! xD

5. Arz kiya hain,

Ki mohini pyaari, vastra (oL=) utaaro, aaj tere yauwan se khelenge, 

Mohini pyaari vastra utaaro, aaj tere yauwan se khelenge,

Arre apni jhaat pe jo jungle ugaa rakkha hain, usko ustre (mL=s) ke neeche toh laao,

Warna hum tumhe kaise pelenge (isysaxs)?

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Hello there, and welcome to, as the title itself announces, the most obscene Sher-o-Shaayari blog on the planet. If you have stumbled here by chance, and do not know anything of Hindi, you are free to browse the web for other content, for this blog contains obscene 'shers' in romanised Hindi (sometimes with the Devanagari equivalent written in brackets). If you, however, have deliberately come here, then most welcome! From its modest beginnings in Akbar's time, as an art to earn a bounty or the hand of a maiden, Sher-o-Shaayari has come a long way. We of course, the Jhantu Shaayars, are quite happy to pervert this ancient art (Get out now if you're not in the least cavalier with this!). This blog features Jhantu Shaayaris, intended for entertainment or insult-oriented purposes, updated almost every week, by yours truly, Ghalib Ustaad Parthasarathi Singh. Stay tuned!!