Jhantu Shaayaris, 18th August 2012 (Part 1)

1. Arz kiya hain,

Ki barsaat ke mausam ki maddham-maddham (e)e-e)e) hawaaein laati hain uske jism ki khushboo,

Rooh ko ek chain (pSu)-sa milta hain.

Barsaat ke mausam ki maddham-maddham hawaaein laati hain,

Rooh ko ek chain-sa milta hain,

Uske nange D-cup breasts ko dekhkar hazaaron aashiqon ka loda hilta hain.

2. Arz kiya hain,

Ki Channo apni gaand maraaye,

Aur Munni chhaankar pee le apni moot.

Channo gaand maraaye,

Aur Channo chhaankar pee le apna moot,

Arre humein toh maarni hain bas Sheila ki choot!

3. Arz kiya hain,

Ki jo TV pe randiyaan chod de, usko James Bond kehtein hain,

TV pe jo randiyaan chod de usko James Bond kehtein hain.

Dimaag ki maa chod dene waali pustakein jo banaaye usse Arihant kehtein hain,

Aur jo moongfali ke chhilke se akhroth (walnut) nikaal de, usko Rajnikanth kehtein hain.