Jhantu Shaayaris: 15th August 2012

1. Arz kiya hain, ki na shikwaa hoga, na gilaa hoga,

Na shikwaa hoga, na gilaa hoga

(Gaur farmaiyye, zaraa romantic shaayari hain).

Na shikwaa hoga, na gilaa hoga,

Tujhe dekhkar kis-kiska hilaa hoga!

Na shikwaa hoga, na gilaa hoga, tujhe dekhkar kis-kiska hilaa hoga,

Arre, ek raat ke liye dede soniye,

Uske baad kya bharosa, teri jhaat mein kis-kiska muth (eqqB) mila hoga!

2. Arz kiya hain,

Ki tere honth vodka se bhi zyaada nasheele,

Teri aankhein qatal (adry) karein haye ram!

Tere honth vodka se bhi zyaada nasheele,

Teri aankhein qatal karein haye ram!

Jab itne bade, gol aur mast hain tere,

Toh mujhe bhi choosne de apne do aam!

3. Arz kiya hain,

Ki teri behen toh tere se bhi badi item hain!

Teri behen toh tere se bhi badi item hain,

Toh tera husn (gqLu) bhi kya kam hain?

Teri behen toh tere se bhi badi item hain, toh tera husn bhi kya kam hain?

Arre, uske poppe anaar, toh teri chuchchiyaan atom bomb (ce) hain!

4. Arz kiya hain,

Ki tera chehra gora chaand sa,

Tera chehra gora chaand sa,

Aisi hain moh-maaya teri,

Tera chehra gora chaand sa,

Aisi hain moh-maaya teri.

Arre log toh chaand ko bhi kostein hain,

Chehre se kya lena hain, choot laa! xD

5. Arz kiya hain,

Ki mohini pyaari, vastra (oL=) utaaro, aaj tere yauwan se khelenge, 

Mohini pyaari vastra utaaro, aaj tere yauwan se khelenge,

Arre apni jhaat pe jo jungle ugaa rakkha hain, usko ustre (mL=s) ke neeche toh laao,

Warna hum tumhe kaise pelenge (isysaxs)?